5-21-17 Miriam and Math

Miriam walked into the kitchen cupping her pet mouse, Carl, in her hands and smartly informed me, "Mom, math is in everything. You see, if Carl were X and you had to get him by himself, you'd realize how difficult it is to isolate him."

Let's just say, Miriam is not a fan of algebra.

Micah decided to "entertain traffic" by dancing on the curb with his top hat.  Miriam thought it would be a nice touch to add a little song to go with it, "A weird life, plus a weird wife, plus a weird knife, equals death."